24 Recap: 2/26/07

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Recapping tonight’s episode, Day Six: 4:00 PM – 5:00 PM…

Jack and Marilyn share a “touching” moment as he sees her and Josh off to CTU. He then calls Bill to order a chopper to take him to see Logan. We find out Logan is at his retreat under house arrest.

Fayed is riding in the back of an unmarked UHaul truck and (surprise!) he’s on the phone with Gredenko again. Seriously, can we not trace these calls? Later, a shipment arrives at Branch Gredenko carrying something Gredenko refers to as “a drone” that the US government spent millions to develop. Gee, that narrows it down. I’m guessing this drone is going to be used to carry the nukes?

Reed brings in his outside operative, some guy named Carson, who easily clears security, despite the fact he’s carrying materials to make a bomb. They go into Reed’s office, aka the boiler room, where Tom has awakened and is bound with duct tape. I’m curious. If someone has a piece of duct tape across your mouth, could you conceivably lick it and produce enough saliva to make it unsticky? I may try an experiment later.

At CTU, Morris is having problems completing his daily tasks. Chloe comes over and discovers Morris has specificed the wrong slot assignment for his SIP adapter. Seriously, Morris. That’s like forgetting to turn your speakers on. What are you doing over there, playing spider solitaire? Chloe becomes suspicious Morris is drinking and steals his AA sponsor’s number from his PDA. She calls the sponsor and leaves a voice mail.

Out at Camp David West, Logan tells Jack he’s a changed man and that he can help find Gredenko. He gives Jack the name Anatoli Markhov, the Russian Consul General, who Logan says is Gredenko’s liaison. Jack tells Logan he doesn’t trust him. Logan responds, “If you want to find Gredenko, maybe it’s time you start.” Jack calls Palmer and asks for an executive order granting a temporary furlough, so that Logan can meet with Markhov. Palmer reluctantly agrees.

In the boiler room, Carson is making a bomb out of a tape recorder. Boy, those Walkmans have come a long way. Is it Walkmans or Walkmen? Reed seems to be having second thoughts about the assassination attempt. Carson wants to kill Tom as well, but Reed talks him out of it. When he’s done, Carson gives Reed the detonation code. He tells him the bomb will explode fifteen seconds after he enters the code and that it has a ten foot kill radius.

Back at CTU, Nadia is becoming suspicious of Morris and accuses Chloe of covering for him. The AA sponsor returns Chloe’s call and says she hasn’t spoken with Morris in three years. Chloe goes into the men’s room to confront Morris, and bursts into his stall! (Editor’s note: Ladies, please, PLEASE, NEVER do this! That is a sanctified place.)

Chloe tells Morris she called his sponsor, and he claims that was his old sponsor. When Chloe leaves, Morris goes over to the sink and pours out half a bottle of whiskey. Then leaves without flushing or washing his hands! Where is the “All CTU Employees Must Wash Their Hands Before Leaving Restroom” sign? Also, some guy tries to come in and Chloe says, “Not now.” I find it funny that CTU is shorthanded, yet there are basically three people in the men’s room at once.

Finally, Reed leaves the boiler room and plants the tape recorder in the podium where Assad is to speak. Then he goes outside and enters the detonation code. Assad and Palmer are in the room. Assad is at the podium and notices fluid leaking from the recorder. He yells bomb an instant before it goes off. The episode ends with Assad and Palmer lying motionless on the floor.

Overall, tonight’s episode was kinda blah by 24 standards. It all pretty much built towards the bomb going off at the end. But I guess when you consider an episode that ends with an assassination attempt blah, you must have a decent show.

The good:
The explosion at the end.

No Sandra and Walid for the third week in a row!

The bad:
No Milo. You can’t make us like him, then not include him in an entire episode.

Very little Jack.

Very little Fayed.

The Morris alcoholic thing is already starting to get old.

Best scene:
The closing scene with Assad yelling “Bomb!” and the explosion.

Worst scene:
Marilyn and Jack’s “touching” moment. Jack touches her face like he’s trying to wipe a bit of mustard off her cheek. It felt rushed, forced, and just plain awkward.

Did you know…
Anatoli is the sixth most popular Russian boy name, trailing Vladimir, Ivan, Boris, Sergei, and Mikhail. (Source: The Pocket Kremlin.)

Svetlana is the most popular Russian girl name. (Source: russianbrides.com.)

Fun Trivia:
What do Charles Logan, Martha Stewart, Jose Canseco, and Galileo have in common?

They’ve all been under house arrest at some point.

Questions:
Will Logan prove trustworthy?

Are Assad and Palmer alive? If I had to guess, I’d say Palmer is alive. I’m not so sure about Assad. His story really hasn’t been going anywhere lately anyway.

Where is Audrey? Something is up, people. There’s going to be a twist involving Audrey. I can feel it!

“You dropped a bomb on me, baby. You dropped a bomb on me…”