The 32-type Dating Test

Daphne. “He said you could never ma a commitment to anyone, and you’d just wind up hurting me.”
George: “He said that? What a nerve! How dare he say something like that!”
Daphne: “Is it true?”
George: “Of course not… I mean sure, there may have been one or two occasions in the past, when I may have reacted in an impulsive or somewhat immature manner. But those days are well behind me.”

Got this little quiz from Circe.

The False Messiah Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLMm) People believe in you, and then you send them to hell. Behold, the False Messiah. You’re usually a very kind person, and conscientious, too. Socially, you’re a leader, and your friends and associates look up to you. You’re probably tall. In intimate relationships, you’re a capable, responsive, and experienced lover. Outside the box, however, you run into trouble. Your exact opposite: The Pool Boy Random Gentle Sex Dreamer Girls fall hard for you, but you’re much more ambivalent about them. The beginnings of your relationships are unusually intense, making it all the rougher on her when they end. At first, using all your accumulated tricks of the trade, you ladle on the affection. But once she’s all covered in soup, you withhold the true napkins of commitment. What’s that all about? We should’ve called you the False Waiter. You’re looking for Love. But history tells us you struggle to settle down and accept it. There’s a deep streak of carnality within you. And while you’ll never be a predator, you’ll always fight the urge to roam free. You like to plan things out, so plan this: find someone who can indulge your selfish side, has a healthy sexual appetite, and doesn’t mind uncertainty. FLEE: The Sonnet, The Window Shopper PURSUE: The Stiletto, The Peach, The Nymph Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid – Free Online Dating.

Geez, that’s the last time I’m completely honest on some stupid love quiz. Although stilettos are hot.

One of my favorite questions was #26: Do you ever start a relationship already knowing you want out?

Who would ever do something like that……. what….. What’s everyone looking at?

“Moons and Junes and ferris wheels. The dizzy dancing way you feel. As every fairy tale comes real. I’ve looked at love that way…”