"It’s like Go Fish… for adults"

I considered doing my second edition of Weekly Movie Reviews today. Instead, I will give you the abbreviated version, along with a random post about TV.

The only two movies I’ve seen since my last review are Capote and South Park: The Movie. Boy, if ever two movies were on opposite ends of the theatrical spectrum. Yet, both were enjoyable.

Capote was excellent, as expected. Definitely makes me want to read In Cold Blood. I don’t know what else I could say about Philip Seymour Hoffman that hasn’t already been said. Except, no that’s not the same guy who was on Miami Vice. And yes, I was a tad disappointed at first, too.

Before popping South Park in last night, I flipped over to NBC to try and catch The Office. Unfortunately, I was too late. I’ve actually managed to miss every episode of The Office so far this season. Can someone just tell me if Jim and Pam have gotten together yet?

Instead of The Office, I was treated to a scintillating episode of Deal Or No Deal. It’s only about the third time I have watched this show. And I’ve yet to understand it’s appeal.

First of all, there is absolutely no skill or talent required whatsoever. And that’s just to host the show. Seriously, where in the world did they find Howie Mandel?

Don’t get me wrong, I like Howie as much as anyone. I mean he has OCD and is a germophobe. He’s basically the Canadian me, without the blog. But who did he beat out for this gig? Scott Baio, David Hasselhoff, and that guy that played Potsie on Happy Days?

And then there is the game itself. Incredibly simplistic. As a fellow blogger commented to me, “It’s like Go Fish for adults.” Except there’s never been a chance of winning a million dollars in any game of Go Fish I’ve ever played. Nor were there twenty-five attractive girls holding suitcases.

Is that what it’s come to in America? Watching television programs just because they feature attractive women and the chance to win large sums of money? I hope we’ve progressed beyond that.

That being said, I wound up watching the show until the end. I couldn’t turn away. There’s something oddly appealing about watching people squander away thousands of dollars.

Well, I won’t have to worry about any such nonsense tonight. Because Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making The Team is on CMT!

These girls have been dancing and cheering since before they could walk. While other children were out on dates and playing video games, these girls were cheering, dancing, and… well, cheering.

All for the slim chance that one day they might be selected to wear those cute, skimpy little blue and white outfits. That, my friends, is real-life drama.

It’s good to know there’s still some quality television in this crazy, mixed up world.

“What would Brian Boitano do if he were here right now? He’d make a plan and follow thru. That’s what Brian Boitano’d do…”