Oh, Phalanx

Last eve all was well
‘Til downstairs I did fell

Why so hurriedly must I go
Methinks I broke my toe

Now here a picture for you
Precious phalanx, violet and blue

In time, I know ’twill heal
But now, ’tis pain I feel

“So tell me one more time, how you’re sorry about the way this all went down…”