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Bone Trivia
Got this fun little thing from InterstellarNewlywed.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bone!
- Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Bone. Um, I wish.
- Bone can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time. I was with you up until “water.” Sun Drop, maybe.
- Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Bone. Laurel? That’s a good wreath. Evergreen. Real men wear laurel.
- A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Bone can not. Big deal! Must be Koko the monkey.
- Boneocracy is government by Bone. Well duh!
- During severe windstorms, Bone may sway several feet to either side! I am flexible.
- By tradition, a girl standing under Bone cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege. A girl standing under Bone? Eh, why ask why?
- You should always open Bone at least an hour before drinking him.
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Bone has 7! Yes, but I make up for it in other areas.
- Bone has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean. This is completely true, although I have absolutely no recollection of it.
“So what are you doing back? Well, I sat back and thought about the things we used to do. It really meant a lot to me. You mean a lot to me. I really mean that much to you? Girl, you know it’s true.”
Bone Trivia
Got this fun little thing from InterstellarNewlywed.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bone!
- Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Bone. Um, I wish.
- Bone can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time. I was with you up until “water.” Sun Drop, maybe.
- Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Bone. Laurel? That’s a good wreath. Evergreen. Real men wear laurel.
- A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Bone can not. Big deal! Must be Koko the monkey.
- Boneocracy is government by Bone. Well duh!
- During severe windstorms, Bone may sway several feet to either side! I am flexible.
- By tradition, a girl standing under Bone cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege. A girl standing under Bone? Eh, why ask why?
- You should always open Bone at least an hour before drinking him.
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Bone has 7! Yes, but I make up for it in other areas.
- Bone has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean. This is completely true, although I have absolutely no recollection of it.
“So what are you doing back? Well, I sat back and thought about the things we used to do. It really meant a lot to me. You mean a lot to me. I really mean that much to you? Girl, you know it’s true.”
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