What Did I Do Before

Well, tonight is American Idol night, except there is no American Idol. So what do I do with myself? What did I do before AI? I can’t even remember. It’s like dating a girl for awhile and always knowing you’re gonna have plans with her on the weekend, then you break up, and suddenly your weekends are free, and you can’t remember what you ever did before her. Well, Bo is supposed to be on Regis & Kelly tomorrow, so that’s something.

“I don’t call up old flames. I I don’t have a blackbook. I don’t spend all my time in the past. I don’t wake up with strangers, cos I don’t sleep around. No, I don’t believe in love that won’t last. But there’s a first time for everything…”