Tie a red ribbon ’round the old shopping cart
May 23, 2005 at 10:37 am 9 comments
Kyle alerted me to this over the weekend. And as the self-proclaimed spokesperson for single people everywhere, I felt it was my duty to blog it:
Wal-Mart Stores Introduce Singles Nights
That kinda reminds me of one of the skits on Whose Line: And we all remember that retail favorite, “Tie a Red Ribbon Round Ye Olde Shopping Carte.” So now while you’re shopping for groceries, household items, toilet paper, and such, you might also pickup a lifetime companion. Just make sure you scan the barcode to see how expensive she is before you reach the checkout line. Seriously, I don’t think it’s a bad idea. I’ve always found Wal-Mart to be a good location to meet women, especially the produce, dairy, frozen foods, and health and beauty sections ;-)
“I remember when you used to be shy. Yeah, once we were so fine, you and I. Now why you gotta make it so hard on me…”
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GlitterGlamGirl05 | May 23, 2005 at 1:58 pm
Heck, I wish they did that around here! It would be the perfect place to meet men!
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Java Boo Boo | May 23, 2005 at 6:26 pm
Yeah I wish they would do that here.
When you get to be “our age” it’s incredibly difficult to meet quality people.
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Bone | May 24, 2005 at 8:13 am
I’m sure eventually they will do it here. Seems like it would work in theory, because Wal-Mart, that’s real life, real people, buying Maalox, tube socks, and batteries.
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Jenn | May 25, 2005 at 10:20 am
Wal-Mart and Supermarkets seem to be the only places I get hit on. What does that mean??
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Bone | May 26, 2005 at 8:41 pm
I think that’s because those are the only places guys like me encounter decent girls. Well, besides the park when I’m running. But I’m always afraid I’ll get maced there.
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Anonymous | May 27, 2005 at 6:32 am
Are u kidding who would hurt a sweet and cute guy.If they hurt my bonester they will definitely hear from me.
oh on the marriage of garth and trish , garth needs to go back to sandy she loved that man.She forgave him when he told her he had been with another freind. SHE gave hime 3 children. To me he had it all but for some reason he didn’t think so .
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Bone | May 27, 2005 at 5:11 pm
Another friend, huh? lol That’s an interesting term for it.
I’m glad you’ve got my back. Thanks.
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Nikki | June 8, 2005 at 2:01 pm
Is that really what I have to look forward to now?! Date night at Walmart… well, I’ve tried the online thing, and that got me a broken engagement, so I guess it would be worth a try… ;)
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Bone | June 9, 2005 at 10:16 am
Broken engagement. Been there, done that.
See ya at Wal-Mart.