Lucky Seven

Well, I know you’re anxiously awaiting my exclusive rankings for tonight’s American Idol. Considering the theme, 70’s dance music, I thought tonight’s performances were very good overall. Paula was high again tonight, so it was all good. I had never heard of any of the songs, so that’s probably good, too. There’ll be no favorite-song-bias. Here I goeth:

1. Vonzell – It was really tough picking the best of the night. She probably didn’t have the best vocal performance, but overall, appearance, stage presence, song choice, and vocals, she was very strong. Looked good in those jeans, too.

2. Bo – I think I’m letting the judges influence me here, because I didn’t think it was all that awesome. When I first heard what the theme was for tonight, I was really nervous about how he was going to do. But he did have a very strong performance tonight after two or three bad weeks.

3. Constantine – He has slipped into that zone where he’s so comfortable on stage, it’s not like he’s competing, he’s performing. He doesn’t just sing a song, he puts on a complete performance, love it or hate it. And I still think he has been the best overall since his “I Think I Love You” disaster.

4. Anthony – OK, this was his best performance. I thought his song choice was the best of the night. All his performances are starting to sound the same though. He always has this light-hearted pleasant sunshiny voice, week after week, no matter the song. He seems to have finally gotten comfortable on stage, but after so many poor performances, I don’t know if he can still win. I guess it depends on if you vote based on the most recent performance, or overall.

5. Anwar – It’s like Wayne Brady grew long hair and tried out for American Idol. I like Anwar. He’s not bad, really. He just doesn’t do anything to really set himself apart. He’s pretty consistent though.

6. Carrie – I keep waiting for this great, knock-your-socks-off performance from her. She’s a very pretty girl. I mean, she looked hot in her interview, but most of the time for her performance, her outfit and/or hair is just goofy. And I drop her from about 4th to 6th for that. She DID look like a Barbie. She just needs to be natural. She needs a theme where she can get back to singing country. I think it might do her good if she was in the bottom three tomorrow night. I don’t think she’s been there yet, and it might serve as a wake-up call.

7. Scott – OK, if it wasn’t clear tonight, then it never will be. He is clearly three steps below everyone else on the vocal talent scale. The thing is, he didn’t do badly. I thought this was one of his better performances. It’s just that, it became clear to me tonight, this is as far as he can and should go.

So there you go. It might be hard to swallow, but that’s what I thought. Who do you guys think will be voted off this week?

I’ll be seein’ ya when I see ya. Seacrest out!

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American Idol Poll Results

Here are the results from the latest IYROOBTY fun poll:

Who do you think should win American Idol?
1. Constantine (39.5%)
2. Carrie (34.2%)
3. Bo (23.7%)
4. Vonzell (2.6%)
5. Anwar (0.0%)
(tie) Scott (0.0%)
(tie) Anthony (0.0%)
Total votes: 38 (That’s only 20 or 30 million less than the actual show gets!)

Thanks for voting. I haven’t been able to think of a good idea for a new poll. Let me know if you have any ideas. Tonight’s the night, American Idol night in the Bone household. I hope Kerry’s live-blogging! I think I’m gonna fix tacos. However, it makes 12, and I can only possibly eat a maximum of 4, so I’ve gotta find someone to come over for dinner.

“Once upon a time, once when you were mine, I remember skies reflected in your eyes. I wonder where you are. I wonder if you think about me, once upon a time, in your wildest dreams…”