Archive for March 15, 2005

Up and running

When I am next to someone at a traffic light, I like to get them looking over at me, then slowly ease in reverse so that it appears they are rolling forward. It is funny to see them step on their brakes. Of course, this isn’t really a good thing to do if there is a car behind you.

New links
Here is a good article on treadmill training.

I did four miles today. Also added some running links to my blog over there.

What is happening to me?
Watched most all of American Idol tonight. What in the world is happening to me? I thought Jessica did well, even though the panel was pretty tough all night. Honestly, trying to be as unbiased as possible, I think Bo had the best performance of the night. You can tell he’s performed live many times. I thought Mikhala was the worst, by far. She should be the next one cut. Lindsay wasn’t great, either, even though she’s really cute. Nikko probably won’t last long, even though I loved his choice of a J-5 song.

I guess Kerry now has the unofficial Bo Bice blog. If Jessica makes it to the next round, I might turn my blog into the Jessica Sierra blog. Imagine her gratitude.

*** My current Cingular text message vote count for Jessica: 4.

“Don’t lose a girl you love at home for a night in Panama City. Don’t rush off the phone when your Momma calls. You ain’t that busy. You oughta make that drive to say goodbye to your grandpa before he goes. Don’t ask me how I know…”

March 15, 2005 at 11:16 pm Leave a comment

Up and running

When I am next to someone at a traffic light, I like to get them looking over at me, then slowly ease in reverse so that it appears they are rolling forward. It is funny to see them step on their brakes. Of course, this isn’t really a good thing to do if there is a car behind you.

New links
Here is a good article on treadmill training.

I did four miles today. Also added some running links to my blog over there.

What is happening to me?
Watched most all of American Idol tonight. What in the world is happening to me? I thought Jessica did well, even though the panel was pretty tough all night. Honestly, trying to be as unbiased as possible, I think Bo had the best performance of the night. You can tell he’s performed live many times. I thought Mikhala was the worst, by far. She should be the next one cut. Lindsay wasn’t great, either, even though she’s really cute. Nikko probably won’t last long, even though I loved his choice of a J-5 song.

I guess Kerry now has the unofficial Bo Bice blog. If Jessica makes it to the next round, I might turn my blog into the Jessica Sierra blog. Imagine her gratitude.

*** My current Cingular text message vote count for Jessica: 4.

“Don’t lose a girl you love at home for a night in Panama City. Don’t rush off the phone when your Momma calls. You ain’t that busy. You oughta make that drive to say goodbye to your grandpa before he goes. Don’t ask me how I know…”

March 15, 2005 at 10:16 pm Leave a comment

Do you love Bo(ne) Duke?

I ponder as I blog… Does every Lifetime movie have either Judith Light, Joanna Kerns, Meredith Baxter, or Lindsay Wagner in it? Even more importantly, why do I even know that?

Monday, Monday
Yesterday was, as my friends south of the border might say, muy productivo. Got my taxes all done. Went running after work, then mowed the grass. Did you know that I have always, always, always used a push-mower when cutting the yard? Always. Mom had called and said she was cooking supper and invited my sister and me over, so I showered and went over there for some home-cooking. Never turn that down. (See Article I, Section 3 of the Bachelor’s Creed.)

The few, the proud
In other news, my sister and her husband went to Tunica this weekend. She said her husband told her that a girl I used to date was there. So the first thing I am thinking is that she worked there, like a waitress or a dancer you know. So I’m trying to think of the tramp-iest girls I have ever dated. (Yes, I thought of a few. Names omitted to protect my livelihood.) Anyway, turns out it was a girl I dated umm, let’s just say a long time ago. I was a different man then… with a different body. She was just there visiting. Somehow my sister’s husband knows her husband, and when she found out my sister’s name, she was like, “Do you have a brother named Jeff? I used to date him.” Yet another ex who is now married. Chalk me up on the big board, Mister C.

Yeeeeehaaaa!!!
Finally, Shane has been trying to get me to try out for this. I think I have decided to give it a go, and make a video and stuff. It should be a lot of fun, win or lose. And perhaps I have a slight advantage on some candidates, since one of the requirements is to maintain a blog.

Dialogue
“Yeah, so you can replace your Taboo buzzer.”

“Perhaps you’ll get luckies.”
“What does ‘luckies’ even mean?”
“Exactly.”

“My sister called the cops on them.”
“Why?”
“They were outside this morning at 5 AM building a fence in their yard.”
“Good heavens, I think you live next to Boo Radley.”

“Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she come complete?”

March 15, 2005 at 11:14 am 1 comment

Do you love Bo(ne) Duke?

I ponder as I blog… Does every Lifetime movie have either Judith Light, Joanna Kerns, Meredith Baxter, or Lindsay Wagner in it? Even more importantly, why do I even know that?

Monday, Monday
Yesterday was, as my friends south of the border might say, muy productivo. Got my taxes all done. Went running after work, then mowed the grass. Did you know that I have always, always, always used a push-mower when cutting the yard? Always. Mom had called and said she was cooking supper and invited my sister and me over, so I showered and went over there for some home-cooking. Never turn that down. (See Article I, Section 3 of the Bachelor’s Creed.)

The few, the proud
In other news, my sister and her husband went to Tunica this weekend. She said her husband told her that a girl I used to date was there. So the first thing I am thinking is that she worked there, like a waitress or a dancer you know. So I’m trying to think of the tramp-iest girls I have ever dated. (Yes, I thought of a few. Names omitted to protect my livelihood.) Anyway, turns out it was a girl I dated umm, let’s just say a long time ago. I was a different man then… with a different body. She was just there visiting. Somehow my sister’s husband knows her husband, and when she found out my sister’s name, she was like, “Do you have a brother named Jeff? I used to date him.” Yet another ex who is now married. Chalk me up on the big board, Mister C.

Yeeeeehaaaa!!!
Finally, Shane has been trying to get me to try out for this. I think I have decided to give it a go, and make a video and stuff. It should be a lot of fun, win or lose. And perhaps I have a slight advantage on some candidates, since one of the requirements is to maintain a blog.

Dialogue
“Yeah, so you can replace your Taboo buzzer.”

“Perhaps you’ll get luckies.”
“What does ‘luckies’ even mean?”
“Exactly.”

“My sister called the cops on them.”
“Why?”
“They were outside this morning at 5 AM building a fence in their yard.”
“Good heavens, I think you live next to Boo Radley.”

“Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she come complete?”

March 15, 2005 at 10:14 am 1 comment


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