Dust off your Dixie horns, boys…

Jessica Simpson May Portray Daisy in ‘Dukes’ Movie

How many Dukes characters can you name? Bo, Luke, Daisy, Uncle Jesse, Boss Hogg, Lulu, Rosco P. Coaltrane, Enos Strait, Cletus Hogg, Coy, Vance, Cooter, and don’t forget, Flash.

What about casting for the movie? Obviously, there is only one Catherine Bach. (Oh, click on it, you know you wanna see Daisy one more time.) Many a young lad had her poster on his wall, and would crawl under the covers late at night with a flashlight and play with his Dukes of Hazzard diecast cars. I hear she has put on a few pounds, so maybe she could play Lulu in the movie. What about Daisy? I’m thinking Alyssa Milano. No, Tiffany Amber Thiessen. (Marv Albert voice): Yes! That’ll melt your face right there. What about Boss Hogg? I’m thinking Dennis Franz, maybe? For Enos and Rosco, hmm, I might go for David Arquette. He could probably really pull off Enos. Besides, it’s not like his schedule is packed. Well, enough fun for now. I can’t really think of anyone for Bo and Luke. Maybe later. If only Waylon was still around to guide me.

“Straightenin’ the curves, flattenin’ the hills. Someday the mountain might get ’em but the law never will…”