$187.01

That is how much money I have spent on gas since May 1. Geeeeeesha!!!!

I went to Murphy USA again today. They are still $1.83. Maybe if everyone started going there, then the big companies would cut back. I dunno. It’ll never happen anyway.

After work yesterday, I washed and vacuumed out my truck. Jess made spaghetti and salad and garlic bread for supper, so I went over there. It was very good, and I’m not even a big s’ghetti fan. I was stuffing it down though, like Sally Struthers two minutes before closing at an all-you-can-eat buffet. After I left there, I went to Wilson Morgan to run the track. The NAIA tournament was still going on, and three or four girls from one of the teams had been walking the track. So when had finished stretching and started running, they were approaching. One of them was like, “Hey sexaaay.” I figured she was kidding, so I did what any guy would do and took off running the other way. My calves still haven’t forgiven me for Sunday night, either.

Talked to Dave last night. We’re gonna have to get together soon. Talked to Matt. He got his pool table ordered. It is a 7-foot Connelly. I’m not sure the exact model. I’ll try to post a link to it once I see it. They told him it would likely be delivered by Saturday. Talked to Amber. She has another job interview today. Good luck ;-)

Dave reminded me of a great exchange from “The Library” last night:
Kramer: “Look at her. This is a lonely woman looking for companionship… spinster. Maybe a virgin. Maybe she got hurt a long time ago. She was a schoolgirl. There was a boy. It didn’t work out. Now she needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding. She needs a little Kramer.”
Jerry: “Yeah, and then she’ll need a little shot of penicillin.” ROFL

That’s all I got. Later.

“What are all these voices outside love’s open door, make us throw off our contentment, and beg for something more?”

$187.01

That is how much money I have spent on gas since May 1. Geeeeeesha!!!!

I went to Murphy USA again today. They are still $1.83. Maybe if everyone started going there, then the big companies would cut back. I dunno. It’ll never happen anyway.

After work yesterday, I washed and vacuumed out my truck. Jess made spaghetti and salad and garlic bread for supper, so I went over there. It was very good, and I’m not even a big s’ghetti fan. I was stuffing it down though, like Sally Struthers two minutes before closing at an all-you-can-eat buffet. After I left there, I went to Wilson Morgan to run the track. The NAIA tournament was still going on, and three or four girls from one of the teams had been walking the track. So when had finished stretching and started running, they were approaching. One of them was like, “Hey sexaaay.” I figured she was kidding, so I did what any guy would do and took off running the other way. My calves still haven’t forgiven me for Sunday night, either.

Talked to Dave last night. We’re gonna have to get together soon. Talked to Matt. He got his pool table ordered. It is a 7-foot Connelly. I’m not sure the exact model. I’ll try to post a link to it once I see it. They told him it would likely be delivered by Saturday. Talked to Amber. She has another job interview today. Good luck ;-)

Dave reminded me of a great exchange from “The Library” last night:

Kramer: “Look at her. This is a lonely woman looking for companionship… spinster. Maybe a virgin. Maybe she got hurt a long time ago. She was a schoolgirl. There was a boy. It didn’t work out. Now she needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding. She needs a little Kramer.”

Jerry: “Yeah, and then she’ll need a little shot of penicillin.” ROFL

That’s all I got. Later.

“What are all these voices outside love’s open door, make us throw off our contentment, and beg for something more?”

Dust off your Dixie horns, boys…

Jessica Simpson May Portray Daisy in ‘Dukes’ Movie

How many Dukes characters can you name? Bo, Luke, Daisy, Uncle Jesse, Boss Hogg, Lulu, Rosco P. Coaltrane, Enos Strait, Cletus Hogg, Coy, Vance, Cooter, and don’t forget, Flash.

What about casting for the movie? Obviously, there is only one Catherine Bach. (Oh, click on it, you know you wanna see Daisy one more time.) Many a young lad had her poster on his wall, and would crawl under the covers late at night with a flashlight and play with his Dukes of Hazzard diecast cars. I hear she has put on a few pounds, so maybe she could play Lulu in the movie. What about Daisy? I’m thinking Alyssa Milano. No, Tiffany Amber Thiessen. (Marv Albert voice): Yes! That’ll melt your face right there. What about Boss Hogg? I’m thinking Dennis Franz, maybe? For Enos and Rosco, hmm, I might go for David Arquette. He could probably really pull off Enos. Besides, it’s not like his schedule is packed. Well, enough fun for now. I can’t really think of anyone for Bo and Luke. Maybe later. If only Waylon was still around to guide me.

“Straightenin’ the curves, flattenin’ the hills. Someday the mountain might get ’em but the law never will…”

Dust off your Dixie horns, boys…

Jessica Simpson May Portray Daisy in ‘Dukes’ Movie

How many Dukes characters can you name? Bo, Luke, Daisy, Uncle Jesse, Boss Hogg, Lulu, Rosco P. Coaltrane, Enos Strait, Cletus Hogg, Coy, Vance, Cooter, and don’t forget, Flash.

What about casting for the movie? Obviously, there is only one Catherine Bach. (Oh, click on it, you know you wanna see Daisy one more time.) Many a young lad had her poster on his wall, and would crawl under the covers late at night with a flashlight and play with his Dukes of Hazzard diecast cars. I hear she has put on a few pounds, so maybe she could play Lulu in the movie. What about Daisy? I’m thinking Alyssa Milano. No, Tiffany Amber Thiessen. (Marv Albert voice): Yes! That’ll melt your face right there. What about Boss Hogg? I’m thinking Dennis Franz, maybe? For Enos and Rosco, hmm, I might go for David Arquette. He could probably really pull off Enos. Besides, it’s not like his schedule is packed. Well, enough fun for now. I can’t really think of anyone for Bo and Luke. Maybe later. If only Waylon was still around to guide me.

“Straightenin’ the curves, flattenin’ the hills. Someday the mountain might get ’em but the law never will…”

What Movie Are You?

From the blog that brought you What famous world leader are you, What book are you, and the ever-popular What country are you, comes this latest invigorating quiz…

What Classic Movie Are You?

I took the 27 question test…

“You never could get it, unless you were fed it. Now you’re here and you don’t know why…”

What Movie Are You?

From the blog that brought you What famous world leader are you, What book are you, and the ever-popular What country are you, comes this latest invigorating quiz…

What Classic Movie Are You?

I took the 27 question test…

“You never could get it, unless you were fed it. Now you’re here and you don’t know why…”