In the news…

It’s time for your favorite Monday morning feature here on Bone’s blog…

New cell phone software makes it easier to get off the phone

See, this is the kind of thing I should be coming up with, instead of spending my time writing this pointless blog drivel day after day.

4th grade teachers gone wild?

Well, if I had a dime for everytime my friends asked me to pull up my shirt…. oh wait.

Family finds it is always good to frequently check your batteries

Nice. And finally…

This is just gross…

Yuck.

“Oh, it should be illegal. It gets me so high. I can fly like an eagle, night after night…”