More Dry?

I just noticed for the first time ever last night that the dryer has a “More Dry” setting. What the crap? It’s located to the left of the “0” on the timer. So I’m thinking… once something is dry, it’s dry. You can’t dry it anymore. If it’s not dry, you just set the timer back to 15 or 20 minutes or whatever until it is dry, right? So I’m not sure why GE decided to put a “more dry” setting on there. Probably just to perplex people like me.

And now it’s time for a new feature here on Bone’s Blog, More About Bone Than You Wanted To Know…

When I was in high school, I had a crush on this girl named Shelly. So us guys would get together and go camping from time to time, and we’d always end up singing or something. And I’d sing the Four Seasons song “Sherry”, in full falsetto, except I’d say Shelly, instead of Sherry. It was kinda funny, kinda pathetic, and after a few hours, I’m sure it kinda got on my friends’ nerves. And THAT is more about Bone than you wanted to know…

“When you said time was all you really needed, I walked away and let you have your space. Cos leavin’ didn’t hurt me near as badly, as the tears I saw rollin’ down your face…”

More Dry?

I just noticed for the first time ever last night that the dryer has a “More Dry” setting. What the crap? It’s located to the left of the “0” on the timer. So I’m thinking… once something is dry, it’s dry. You can’t dry it anymore. If it’s not dry, you just set the timer back to 15 or 20 minutes or whatever until it is dry, right? So I’m not sure why GE decided to put a “more dry” setting on there. Probably just to perplex people like me.

And now it’s time for a new feature here on Bone’s Blog, More About Bone Than You Wanted To Know…

When I was in high school, I had a crush on this girl named Shelly. So us guys would get together and go camping from time to time, and we’d always end up singing or something. And I’d sing the Four Seasons song “Sherry”, in full falsetto, except I’d say Shelly, instead of Sherry. It was kinda funny, kinda pathetic, and after a few hours, I’m sure it kinda got on my friends’ nerves. And THAT is more about Bone than you wanted to know…

“When you said time was all you really needed, I walked away and let you have your space. Cos leavin’ didn’t hurt me near as badly, as the tears I saw rollin’ down your face…”

That’s gold, Jerry!! Gold!!

Man, there have been so many funny exchanges the past couple of days, it’s been like a non-stop Abbott & Costello routine. Here’s a sampling, beginning with a conversation about work with Jess:

“I have to work a 16 tonight and tomorrow night.”

“What is that?”

“16 hour shifts.”

“Oh man, that is cooky-talk right there. I’d be downing Mountain Dews and popping No-Doz like they were tic-tacs.”

“People’s personal gastrointestinal problems are nobody’s business but their own, and should not be discussed in a blog or any other public forum.”

“To his credit though, she’s not anything to write home about, BUT, she IS female.”

“Well female is a good quality. It is almost always the first thing i look for.”

“It should be THE first.”

“That’s what I meant.” ROFL

“I think it’s time for him to renew his membership. They should waive the fee after that display.”

“Oh don’t worry. I think he’s got the lifetime membership.”

“That’s good stuff. That belongs in a blog somewhere.” WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

That’s gold, Jerry! Gold!!

In other news, ordered pizza last night and went to eat with Dad. He won’t be able to drive for two or three weeks, at least. Had a meeting today with someone from the state department of agriculture. It’s someone I’ve spoken with on the phone hundreds of times, but it was neat to finally meet her. Ran by Dillards on my way home today. I’d noticed Kyle talking about the 75% off sale in his blog. They still had lots of good stuff. Got a Nautica shirt, a Tommy shirt, and a couple of other shirts for $55. I usually visit D’s 3 times a year: summer clearance, winter clearance, and for Christmas shopping.

I kinda want to get tix to the Prince concert. Anyone interested? Anyone….? LOL

“Maybe you’re just like my mother. She’s never satisfied. Why do we scream at each other? This is what it sounds like, when doves cry…”

That’s gold, Jerry!! Gold!!

Man, there have been so many funny exchanges the past couple of days, it’s been like a non-stop Abbott & Costello routine. Here’s a sampling, beginning with a conversation about work with Jess:

“I have to work a 16 tonight and tomorrow night.”
“What is that?”
“16 hour shifts.”
“Oh man, that is cooky-talk right there. I’d be downing Mountain Dews and popping No-Doz like they were tic-tacs.”

“People’s personal gastrointestinal problems are nobody’s business but their own, and should not be discussed in a blog or any other public forum.”

“To his credit though, she’s not anything to write home about, BUT, she IS female.”
“Well female is a good quality. It is almost always the first thing i look for.”
“It should be THE first.”
“That’s what I meant.” ROFL

“I think it’s time for him to renew his membership. They should waive the fee after that display.”
“Oh don’t worry. I think he’s got the lifetime membership.”
“That’s good stuff. That belongs in a blog somewhere.” WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

That’s gold, Jerry! Gold!!

In other news, ordered pizza last night and went to eat with Dad. He won’t be able to drive for two or three weeks, at least. Had a meeting today with someone from the state department of agriculture. It’s someone I’ve spoken with on the phone hundreds of times, but it was neat to finally meet her. Ran by Dillards on my way home today. I’d noticed Kyle talking about the 75% off sale in his blog. They still had lots of good stuff. Got a Nautica shirt, a Tommy shirt, and a couple of other shirts for $55. I usually visit D’s 3 times a year: summer clearance, winter clearance, and for Christmas shopping.

I kinda want to get tix to the Prince concert. Anyone interested? Anyone….? LOL

“Maybe you’re just like my mother. She’s never satisfied. Why do we scream at each other? This is what it sounds like, when doves cry…”

In the news…

I hate when you’re chatting online with a girl and all of a sudden she says, “Gotta go, my boyfriend’s here.” What the crap?

Today is March 10. It was on this date in 1876, Alexander Graham Bell sent the first telephone message to his assistant, saying “Mister Watson, come here. I want you.” The second message was reportedly, “Uh yeah, I want one large pepperoni pizza, with extra cheese. That’s Bell… B-E-L-L. My number? Well, uh, I don’t really have a number yet. One, I guess.”

In other news…

Can you break a million?

Yikes, she has a few manly features. That story reminds me of the time on Seinfeld when George needs to break a hundred, so he goes to buy a pack of gum at a news stand and the guy says he’ll have to buy more than that, so Kramer throws in a Clark bar and a Penthouse forum. ROFL

When subtle hints don’t do the trick

“It’s 3 am and I must be lonely. Yeah when she says baby, well I can’t help but be scared of it all sometimes. But the rain’s gonna wash away, I believe it…”

In the news…

I hate when you’re chatting online with a girl and all of a sudden she says, “Gotta go, my boyfriend’s here.” What the crap?

Today is March 10. It was on this date in 1876, Alexander Graham Bell sent the first telephone message to his assistant, saying “Mister Watson, come here. I want you.” The second message was reportedly, “Uh yeah, I want one large pepperoni pizza, with extra cheese. That’s Bell… B-E-L-L. My number? Well, uh, I don’t really have a number yet. One, I guess.”

In other news…

Can you break a million?

Yikes, she has a few manly features. That story reminds me of the time on Seinfeld when George needs to break a hundred, so he goes to buy a pack of gum at a news stand and the guy says he’ll have to buy more than that, so Kramer throws in a Clark bar and a Penthouse forum. ROFL

When subtle hints don’t do the trick

“It’s 3 am and I must be lonely. Yeah when she says baby, well I can’t help but be scared of it all sometimes. But the rain’s gonna wash away, I believe it…”