I will not look at Veronica Varekova. I will not look at…

I know some of you are glad this wasn’t standard procedure when you were in school. What? LOL

Seriously, dude, I didn’t get to see one of those til I was 22. ROFL

Alternative school? You gotta be kidding me. When I was in school, kids used to pull out cigarette lighters in class and hold them up to your tail ’til you jumped or yelled. And then the teacher would just tell them to stop. Seriouslah.

Whatever happened to writing “I will not look at Veronica Varekova” a hundred times on the blackboard? ROFL

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I think Letterman should have this kid on.

“What we learned here is love tastes bitter when it’s gone. Past yourself, forget the light. Things look dirty when it’s on. Funny how it comes to pass that all the good slips away..”

I will not look at Veronica Varekova. I will not look at…

I know some of you are glad this wasn’t standard procedure when you were in school. What? LOL

Seriously, dude, I didn’t get to see one of those til I was 22. ROFL

Alternative school? You gotta be kidding me. When I was in school, kids used to pull out cigarette lighters in class and hold them up to your tail ’til you jumped or yelled. And then the teacher would just tell them to stop. Seriouslah.

Whatever happened to writing “I will not look at Veronica Varekova” a hundred times on the blackboard? ROFL

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I think Letterman should have this kid on.

“What we learned here is love tastes bitter when it’s gone. Past yourself, forget the light. Things look dirty when it’s on. Funny how it comes to pass that all the good slips away..”

Daily funnies, weirdness, and some birthday wishes

A big happy birthday to Meredith today!!! She is 24, I think? We had sort of a lengthy relationship spanning 2000-20002. Definitely one of the sweetest gals I’ve ever dated.

Just received a random IM from some guy (which I thought for a moment was Kyle, playing a joke). Checked out the profile, and found out his interests include, well, um, to rephrase, performing certain lewd acts on in-shape, attractive, masculine guys. ROFL So I guess it’s a good thing I didn’t respond with my usual “Hey buddy.” Anyway, after reading that, I closed out the box and ran like a frightened little girl. Hmmm, I hope the new picture on my AOL page doesn’t make me look gay.

Daily funnies:

“I think the worst part of living at home would be not being able to invite chicks back to your place.”

“Well, when you haven’t had a date in two years, that isn’t really a big problem.” ROFL

(And this, while chatting with a 20 y.o. femme friend of mine)

Her: “I’m just ready to go back to work. I’m tired of sitting around my parents’ house all day.”

Me: “Well, you’re young. At least you’re not thirty.”

Her: “What’s wrong with being thirty?”

Me: “Nothing. I’m just saying if you were like thirty and didn’t have a job.”

Her: “Oh, yeah. That would be pretty sad.”

I have no idea why I found that funny…

Oh, on the health front, I actually feel a little better today. Although I’m wondering if it’s just a Nyquil hangover. Hopefully not. Boy, that Nyquil had me floating last night. Felt like I was back on the wobble weed for a minute there. What? ROFL Felt like Rush Limbaugh when he first gets home from the drug store. What?

“If we can’t find a way out of these problems, then maybe we don’t need this. Standing face to face, enemies at war, we build defenses, and secret hiding places…”

Daily funnies, weirdness, and some birthday wishes

A big happy birthday to Meredith today!!! She is 24, I think? We had sort of a lengthy relationship spanning 2000-20002. Definitely one of the sweetest gals I’ve ever dated.

Just received a random IM from some guy (which I thought for a moment was Kyle, playing a joke). Checked out the profile, and found out his interests include, well, um, to rephrase, performing certain lewd acts on in-shape, attractive, masculine guys. ROFL So I guess it’s a good thing I didn’t respond with my usual “Hey buddy.” Anyway, after reading that, I closed out the box and ran like a frightened little girl. Hmmm, I hope the new picture on my AOL page doesn’t make me look gay.

Daily funnies:
“I think the worst part of living at home would be not being able to invite chicks back to your place.”
“Well, when you haven’t had a date in two years, that isn’t really a big problem.” ROFL

(And this, while chatting with a 20 y.o. femme friend of mine)
Her: “I’m just ready to go back to work. I’m tired of sitting around my parents’ house all day.”
Me: “Well, you’re young. At least you’re not thirty.”
Her: “What’s wrong with being thirty?”
Me: “Nothing. I’m just saying if you were like thirty and didn’t have a job.”
Her: “Oh, yeah. That would be pretty sad.”

I have no idea why I found that funny…

Oh, on the health front, I actually feel a little better today. Although I’m wondering if it’s just a Nyquil hangover. Hopefully not. Boy, that Nyquil had me floating last night. Felt like I was back on the wobble weed for a minute there. What? ROFL Felt like Rush Limbaugh when he first gets home from the drug store. What?

“If we can’t find a way out of these problems, then maybe we don’t need this. Standing face to face, enemies at war, we build defenses, and secret hiding places…”