Happy VD All!

Well, the day is here. The over-hyped, over-commercialized, supposed celebration of love. LOL I’m wearing my Valentine’s boxer-briefs today. TMI. Woooooooo!!!

I must share this funny from a female friend of mine:

“Well i have written a book called “How to Handle Being Single on Valentine’s Day for 23 Years and Still Be Able to Pull the Gun Away from your Head,” if you would like to use it as a guide on how to spend your day. LOL

Funny stuff. Sounds like something I’d come up with. I dunno. The saddest part about Valentine’s Day for me is thinking that there are thousands of cute, single, sweet females who are going to be lonely. I hate that.

Had a good, but late night last night. My thither took me out to dinner at the steak house. It was great, as always. Got home around 8:30. K wanted to head to H’ville to shoot pool. So we did. That was the best I had played on the long tables in awhile. There was a hottie walking around with a basket of Valentine’s goodies for sale.

She was like, “Have you already gotten something special for your someone special?”

I said, “Well I don’t have anyone special this year.” ROFL

I then directed her to Kyle and said, “He’s got someone special. Don’t let him lie to you.”

She was like, “Well he looks like he’s already got it taken care of.”

And Kyle was like, “Yeah, yeah.” Then when she walked off. “Oh man, that was a big one right there.” ROFL

Went to AB’s after that. Just drank some tea. Starting getting calls from work on my cell. Major computer problems. So I ended up going by there after we got back. Looks like a crash to me. Got home about 1:45.

Went to Cardinal for lunch. Got a chili dog and some nachos (cough, cough). Gotta work here in a bit. Watching the Bama/Tennessee basketball game. It is sooooo nice outside today. I mean, it must be about 55. Sunny. Little wind. Might run by the car wash on my way to work. I get off at 6. Don’t know what’s going on after that. Fighting off the urge to call any ex-girlfriend. That’s never a good idea. Is it? lol

Hmm, I haven’t shaved today. Just realized that. Anyway, Happy Valentine’s Day!

“I’m beaten and battered. Well if my dreams get shattered, then pain gives me the right to be unkind…”

Happy VD All!

Well, the day is here. The over-hyped, over-commercialized, supposed celebration of love. LOL I’m wearing my Valentine’s boxer-briefs today. TMI. Woooooooo!!!

I must share this funny from a female friend of mine:

“Well i have written a book called “How to Handle Being Single on Valentine’s Day for 23 Years and Still Be Able to Pull the Gun Away from your Head,” if you would like to use it as a guide on how to spend your day. LOL

Funny stuff. Sounds like something I’d come up with. I dunno. The saddest part about Valentine’s Day for me is thinking that there are thousands of cute, single, sweet females who are going to be lonely. I hate that.

Had a good, but late night last night. My thither took me out to dinner at the steak house. It was great, as always. Got home around 8:30. K wanted to head to H’ville to shoot pool. So we did. That was the best I had played on the long tables in awhile. There was a hottie walking around with a basket of Valentine’s goodies for sale.

She was like, “Have you already gotten something special for your someone special?”
I said, “Well I don’t have anyone special this year.” ROFL
I then directed her to Kyle and said, “He’s got someone special. Don’t let him lie to you.”
She was like, “Well he looks like he’s already got it taken care of.”
And Kyle was like, “Yeah, yeah.” Then when she walked off. “Oh man, that was a big one right there.” ROFL

Went to AB’s after that. Just drank some tea. Starting getting calls from work on my cell. Major computer problems. So I ended up going by there after we got back. Looks like a crash to me. Got home about 1:45.

Went to Cardinal for lunch. Got a chili dog and some nachos (cough, cough). Gotta work here in a bit. Watching the Bama/Tennessee basketball game. It is sooooo nice outside today. I mean, it must be about 55. Sunny. Little wind. Might run by the car wash on my way to work. I get off at 6. Don’t know what’s going on after that. Fighting off the urge to call any ex-girlfriend. That’s never a good idea. Is it? lol

Hmm, I haven’t shaved today. Just realized that. Anyway, Happy Valentine’s Day!

“I’m beaten and battered. Well if my dreams get shattered, then pain gives me the right to be unkind…”

Uh.. You’ve got… um..uh.. something… uh… in your teeth…

You’re having a nice dinner with someone. Let’s say someone of the opposite sex. You’re talking, then looking down to eat your food, looking back up to talk, when, EWWWW! You see a large speck of something lodged between their front teeth. Thus today’s dilemma: How do you tell someone they have something in their teeth?

Well, if you’re in a larger group and don’t want to embarrass them, you might “eye” them to get their attention, then sorta point at your own teeth to give them the idea.

However, in a one-on-one situation, I think that it all depends on how well you know the person. If you hardly know them at all, then you don’t say anything. You have to be comfortable with someone to tell them something this vital. This could also go for people you aren’t particularly fond of. lol That way, for the rest of the night, they’d look like a complete moron to others.

If you’re pretty good friends, then you might just come out and say it, “You’ve got something between your teeth.” That is loosely translated, “You have a large nasty black something between your teeth and if you don’t take steps immediately to extricate it, I may lose my lunch.”

And finally, if you really know the person, maybe you’ve been dating for a year or married for a couple of years or something, you might just reach right over there and pick it out yourself. LOL “Hang on….mmmph… there! Hmmm…Looks like some pepper.” (flick it off your finger)

Well, I’m hungry now. Time for lunch. lol

“What’s the matter girl? Well don’t you think I’m good enough. This old man had a hard time gettin’ here. You can leave your number at the door…”

Uh.. You’ve got… um..uh.. something… uh… in your teeth…

You’re having a nice dinner with someone. Let’s say someone of the opposite sex. You’re talking, then looking down to eat your food, looking back up to talk, when, EWWWW! You see a large speck of something lodged between their front teeth. Thus today’s dilemma: How do you tell someone they have something in their teeth?

Well, if you’re in a larger group and don’t want to embarrass them, you might “eye” them to get their attention, then sorta point at your own teeth to give them the idea.

However, in a one-on-one situation, I think that it all depends on how well you know the person. If you hardly know them at all, then you don’t say anything. You have to be comfortable with someone to tell them something this vital. This could also go for people you aren’t particularly fond of. lol That way, for the rest of the night, they’d look like a complete moron to others.

If you’re pretty good friends, then you might just come out and say it, “You’ve got something between your teeth.” That is loosely translated, “You have a large nasty black something between your teeth and if you don’t take steps immediately to extricate it, I may lose my lunch.”

And finally, if you really know the person, maybe you’ve been dating for a year or married for a couple of years or something, you might just reach right over there and pick it out yourself. LOL “Hang on….mmmph… there! Hmmm…Looks like some pepper.” (flick it off your finger)

Well, I’m hungry now. Time for lunch. lol

“What’s the matter girl? Well don’t you think I’m good enough. This old man had a hard time gettin’ here. You can leave your number at the door…”