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Yellow Snow Links Crook To Crime Scene

There’s a headline I bet you never thought you’d see. I think that’s like Rule 2b in Section 3.4 of the Criminal’s Manual.

Man Fined $217,000 For Speeding

Speeding fines based on income. Hmm. I like it!

French Woman Marries Dead Man

And all this time, I’ve been limiting myself to girls who are alive. ROFL

“But the warm summer breezes, and French wines and cheeses, put his ambition at bay. Summers and winters scattered like splinters. And four or five years slipped away…”